They always take things the wrong way.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
A whambulance
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
A gun actually does something when triggered.