What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

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Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs?

Because it's full of bad yolks.

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.