An eggsy-stench-alist.
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
I genuinely care about your mother.
A: Kermit the Frog's Finger
because William Shatner
By having people believe that you've won an election.
Me: oh, um, science.
Because it's full of bad yolks.