What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis?

Smelling salts.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe