What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.