What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What smells funny?

Clown poo!

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.