What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.