What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

What did one little lesbian frog say to the other?

We really do taste like chicken!"

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What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

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Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken