What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

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One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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Cancer stole our jobs!"

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Robbin' hood

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken