What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

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