What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What's a Mexican's favourite video game?

Borderlands.

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Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.