What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16