What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench?

The bench can support a family.

What does a Mexican motorcycle sound like?

Cabrona!!! puto, puto, puto

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.