3 Word Jokes

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

School Teacher Jokes More School Teacher Jokes

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

August Jokes More August Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

World Jokes More World Jokes

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian

What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

June Jokes More June Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.