3 Word Jokes

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

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June, July, and August.

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