3 Word Jokes

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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China Jokes More China Jokes

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

World Jokes More World Jokes

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text