3 Word Jokes

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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The HYAT

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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removed

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Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish?

TosTADA!