3 Word Jokes

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

Why are astronauts successful people ?

Because they always go up in the world !

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

School Teacher Jokes More School Teacher Jokes

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.