3 Word Jokes

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

World Jokes More World Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

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How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"