Myth Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

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Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

Feminism Jokes More Feminism Jokes

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

Belief Jokes More Belief Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate