Myth Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

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Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

Hercule Jokes More Hercule Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato