They're both myths.
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It was all a myth-take!
A turban legend
A predditor. EDIT:
Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg
With an itheberg." - Mike Tyson
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One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.
Because they heard it was radical!
After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.
A plastic parrot!
Kids are their definition of a good time.
Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS
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With or without "u"
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