They're both myths.
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It was all a myth-take!
A turban legend
Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.
Believe in reincarnation.
I thought Libertarians believed in small government.
With an unlocked kitchen door
Common sense
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Shoepremacy.
The spelling.
He had only one 'i'
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
They came in like a wrecking ball.
It staged a coup
Vesicular Basalt
A lie
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.