Myth Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

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Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

Itheberg Jokes More Itheberg Jokes

What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

How do you think the unthinkable ?

With an itheberg." - Mike Tyson

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.