How many people does it take to change ...

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

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How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!