Because Greece lightening
Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
Feel around for the dough nuts
To look more like their mom.
Slip and slide around.
With a crowbar.
He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.
Thunder storms just *sound* better