Because Greece lightening
I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !
He was hit by a truck.
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
Unorthodox
They drink bleach.
They can lighten your load !
Thunder storms just *sound* better