Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

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What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.