Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!