Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.