What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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What was the dentist's horrific gastronomical invention?

Tartar sauce.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!