What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

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A lickalottapus.

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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In the non-friction section.

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Tartar sauce.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!