What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

How fast can the lesbian get here?

Licka de split!

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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What was the dentist's horrific gastronomical invention?

Tartar sauce.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!