What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

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What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

What was the dentist's horrific gastronomical invention?

Tartar sauce.