What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur with vertigo?

Falloffalottapuss

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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What was the dentist's horrific gastronomical invention?

Tartar sauce.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!