What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What's your view on lesbians?

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Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

What was the dentist's horrific gastronomical invention?

Tartar sauce.