How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

Previous Random Joke Next

Berlin Jokes More Berlin Jokes

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich?

A "notsee" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out...

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"