What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink?

Type Eh.

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."