What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."