Skyrim Jokes

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO?

Nova'kiin

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.