Skyrim Jokes

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO?

Nova'kiin

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane