Skyrim Jokes

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO?

Nova'kiin

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.