Skyrim Jokes

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO?

Nova'kiin

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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.