What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...