What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

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What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

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Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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What's the most racist fraction?

3/5

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.