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What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

Canine Jokes More Canine Jokes

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.