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What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Canine Jokes More Canine Jokes

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

What do you call a christian crawdad?

A Prayfish.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!