Dogma Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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Canine Jokes More Canine Jokes

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.