Dogma Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why are atheists poor?

because its a non-prophet organisation.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Canine Jokes More Canine Jokes

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist