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What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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Canine Jokes More Canine Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.