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What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

Snowballs.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

Canine Jokes More Canine Jokes

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes