How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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The car salesman knows he is lying.

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Myth-conception

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya