How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

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