How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent