How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

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How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.