Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

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What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me