Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.