Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap "

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!