What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

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Where do weeaboos holiday?

Kawaii

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ?

Alpaca picnic lunch !

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What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.