What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

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What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ?

Alpaca picnic lunch !

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.