By becoming a ventriloquist!
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Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
They know how to work under the hood!
He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.
They use Force quit.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
Brushing your teeth!
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
His desk is level
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
