By becoming a ventriloquist!
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Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Because they can't see if they close both.
To change sides.
So they could Scandinavian.
His mouth is moving.
Tape his mouth shut.
To get a Pabst smear.
a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny
To scare off Cat burglars!
After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Antibiotics.
They only speak in Morse-toad!
Pasta continuous.
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
Because he would just go home and master bait.
