By becoming a ventriloquist!
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Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice
Because actions speak louder than words.
Because he's too short to be an essay
They tell you.
Bubblegum
I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.
When they scream they make no sense
Their mouth is moving.
It started its own branch
To keep here legs closed.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
To convince women sweeping was a sport.
