By becoming a ventriloquist!
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Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
It scares their dogs too much
You get a hairdryer!
Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Because I can't think of a single thing to say!
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
His desk is level
To study abroad.
they both like to root around in your cellar
I apollogize.
It speaks in Polly-syllables!
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
Close the door.
At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "
An actress.
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.