By becoming a ventriloquist!
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Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.
They were my friends :(
i didnt have either growing up
His lips are moving
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
A: It was closed.
They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.
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Because he ate his pillow.
her miscarriage
Hollandaise.
Do you speak Mandarin
Insomnia
Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.
