Schizophrenic Jokes

What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

Halloumi Jokes More Halloumi Jokes

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders