Holiness Jokes

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

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Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing.

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Tap Water Jokes More Tap Water Jokes

How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

What's a dancer's favorite type of water?

Tap water