Your holiness"
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Your Holiness.
A 2na
Cut its nose off.
A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.
The cow didn't make it.
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
Because Love means nothing to them.
A Sandy Hook survivor
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
Because he's a sinner.
Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.
A Brazillionaire!
They're able to stomach a lot.
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards