Holiness Jokes

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

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Tap Water Jokes More Tap Water Jokes

How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

What's a dancer's favorite type of water?

Tap water

Holy Water Jokes More Holy Water Jokes

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

Schizophrenic Jokes More Schizophrenic Jokes

What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

Crucify Jokes More Crucify Jokes

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it