Holiness Jokes

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

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Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Holy Condom Jokes More Holy Condom Jokes

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.