Holiness Jokes

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !