Holiness Jokes

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

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What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.