What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

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Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.