What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What do you call a black man in a stunt plane?

The brown streak.

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

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What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.