What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.