What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.