What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!