What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!