What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead