What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.