What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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How did the other stay on?

He was a little more on...

Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.