Sword Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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A box hedge fund!

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Why are Fencers so popular on /r/Jokes?

Because they do well with Ripostes.

Why do fencers make terrible Redditors?

They always riposte.

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Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What makes a glow worm glow ?

A light meal !

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

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Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad