What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

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What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

A: QUACKer Oaths.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

A: QUACKer Oaths.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.