Bernie Madoff Jokes

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

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What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

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What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)