Bernie Madoff Jokes

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

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What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.