Bernie Madoff Jokes

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity