Monkey Wrench Jokes

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother