Monkey Wrench Jokes

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.