Monkey Wrench Jokes

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'