Mend Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch.