Alcatraz Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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A pH-obia

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!