Alcatraz Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.