Alcatraz Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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Because the Disc was cracked

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline