Alcatraz Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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Alkaline

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.