Alkaline Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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Alcatraz Jokes More Alcatraz Jokes

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.