Alkaline Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline