Alkaline Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

Alcatraz Jokes More Alcatraz Jokes

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline