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A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Me: Drunk!
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
A: Play ball.
They always make an extra copy
Go to your room.."
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
On less person is drunk
There's one less drunk.
Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
