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An Autipsy.
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Me: Drunk!
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo.
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.
One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
One person.
On less person is drunk
An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.
They both can't ride bicycles.
Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.
Allah-mni!
Pingu-Pong!
A smell that keeps coming back!
