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An Autipsy.
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Me: Drunk!
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
He went oui, oui.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
It pains them to have standards.
Because their wives are driving.
I know how to turn a PC on.
Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*
Respiridol
You put a guitar in his hands.
What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!
Take away it's credit cards !
Attire.
Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.
