an innocent bystumbler
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An Autipsy.
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Me: Drunk!
Incense sticks make scents.
Scent.
The outside
Roofs.
She choked.
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.
Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)
One person.
One less drunken Irishman
She calls the flying squad !
With a broom and a dustpan.
