What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

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Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Banana Peel Jokes More Banana Peel Jokes

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper