What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.