Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !