Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)