Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)