What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute