What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Previous Random Joke Next
Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.