What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.