What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta