What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!