Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.
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A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.
Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!