What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease?

Ma'lady

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.