What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.