What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

plague-arism

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!