What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What does a neckbeard call a disease or ailment?

ma'lady

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How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

Canarial Disease Jokes More Canarial Disease Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.