What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")