What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")