What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"