What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster?

The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Shower Curtain Jokes More Shower Curtain Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")