What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fancy food and military food?

Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"