What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.