What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"