I don't know." "So you're the one!"
Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants
Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
It got stuck in a crack.
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")