Locomotive Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training