What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.