Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.