Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!