Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!