Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

Why do Irishmen drink all the time?

You would too if you were a ginger

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla