How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

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How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they don't change anything.

How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.