How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!