How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.