How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Who is left?

Marco Rubio

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How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes