How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

How many were left?

Nine!

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.