How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.