How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.