What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

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What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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What's ET's first name?

Spag.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light