What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

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What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET !

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How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light