What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What's ET's first name?

Spag.

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET !

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How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light