Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

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What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

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What career is a perfect ten?

Forensics

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.