Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

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What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Police Dog Jokes More Police Dog Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.