Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Police Dog Jokes More Police Dog Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)