Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.