Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

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Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)