Existential Crisis Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's?

A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Wild Jokes More Wild Jokes

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

Solipsist Jokes More Solipsist Jokes

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.