What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!