What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!