What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage