What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!