Oh God, not the B's!
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He doesn't know how to turn things down
Johnny Cage
A Nicolas Cage.
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
He turns off his Xbox.
G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
B flat.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Freud rice.
Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
An alligator.
A slippery customer.
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
Not many of them know how to dance.
TIMBUUUUUUUURTON
It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.
So they can see what's coming.
