Nicolas Cage Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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Freud rice.

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What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.