Oh God, not the B's!
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He doesn't know how to turn things down
Johnny Cage
A Nicolas Cage.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Old Jed's a millionaire.
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
Sleigher.
Because he had low elf esteem.
A: It was an oakcident.
Freud rice.
Give him the sheet music.
They all die when they turn aidy.
he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.
Roost beef!
It was stuck to the chicken's legs.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !